•  Me and you..We do the same shit. Only difference is I make it look good.

• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable" 

• Tell a girl she’s pretty, and she won’t believe you. Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever 

• The most beautiful line is "But, I love you" The most painful line is "I love you, but.." See the difference?
•  Why is that when I'm finally getting over you, you give me a reason not to? 
• Dating is much like smoking: When you quit, you can’t understand why you started and when you start again, you can’t understand why you quit
• I'm not a jealous person. I am just a girl that would love to punch every girl in the face, that gives you a second look :)
• Welcome to drama 101: Where the girls are ruthless, the guys are clueless, and fighting never ends
• Love: A form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billions other boys in the world 

• -3 am phone call- "Hey, are you sleeping?" "No, I'm skydiving you stupid ass!" 

• The girls wanna be me and the guys wanna date me. If jealousy is what your about then go ahead and HATE me!  

• Teacher: "Can you explain why you failed the the test?" Student: "Can you explain why you failed to educate?"
• When a girl is quiet and doesn't say a word, that's when she needs you the most 
• You don't love me anymore?! Good, because I fell out of love with you ages ago and just didn't know how to tell you  
• Mad woman, bad woman, slut, dirty bitch,..^#@^%(*)_&^%$#..Hey, cheer up Bruno Mars! 
• The awkward moment when you accidentally slamming doors and your parents get mad
• I wanna write "I MISS U" on a rock and throw it to you, so you'll know how much it hurts missing you 
• I don't mind being there for you. I just mind being the one you run to just because everyone is busy 
• Dear Katy Perry, thanks for helping me in my secret mission. Sincerely, alien
• You may admire Romeo and Juliet's story for a while, but in the end you'll realize that the greatest love story is your own ;)  
• Dear boy, stop talking trash to me. I know you've had more relationships than my grandparents had birthdays.
• Me: "Mom, mom, mom!! Hurry! Look at that!! Mom: "What!?" Me: "Uh, nevermind"  
• Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?" Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

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